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Joke of the Day
"Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel"
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"Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason. - kids"
"My mate Gav overdosed on heart burn tablets I cant believe Gav is gone."
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"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"
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"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium -old but good"