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Joke of the Day

"Like if you remember only having 3 TV channels to choose from and YOU were the remote!"

"Where does a beaver priest live? In a God Dam House!"

"How should justice be brought about on criminal semites? By judge and jew-ry."

"I'm going to stand outside So if anyone asks, I'm out standing"

"A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. His resume spoke for itself."

"Listen auto-correct, I've never tweeted about a duck. But I've tweeted the word fuck over 2648 times. Smart phone my ass."

"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."

"How do you stop ISIS? Leave some milk in the sun for a few days."

"You guys ever hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy... Those pizza jokes are all about the delivery."

"What did the black kid get on his SAT? Barbecue sauce"