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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop ISIS? Leave some milk in the sun for a few days."

"Google+ is not a ""ghost town"", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun."

"I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car But they're having trouble installing windows"

"From my girlfriend's boss: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area."

"A Nazi is beating a Soviet at a political debate. The Soviet says he needs to take a bathroom break. The Nazi says: ""Now you're just Stalin""."

"How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...5,6,7,8!"

"They say 1 in 3 men are gay. I'm not gay, he's not gay..."

"Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits? He keeps typing /arrr/"

"What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color? Twerquoise"