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Joke of the Day

"Popcorn What did baby corn asked mummy corn? Where's popcorn."

"Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?"

"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is the boom box."

"I know a lesbian... She really likes Mary Jane."

"Dicksuckers Cramp Guy 1: ""You know what this face is?"" *Holds mouth open in an O* Guy 2: ""No, what?"" Guy 1: ""Dicksuckers Cramp, get it?"" Guy 2: ""Yeah"" Guy 1: ""How often?"""

"A fox walks into a diner and orders a six layered sandwich."

"When ""Tickle Me Elmo"" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department... Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles."

"Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it."

"CNN: President Obama Saves The Life Of A Choking Child. FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working EMS Workers."

"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."