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Joke of the Day
"Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger? Fiscal therapy"
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"Pink Fluff... What's pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff What's Blue and Fluffy? Pink Fluff holding it's breath. (My niece told me this)"
"What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy? Son of a Bith!"
"Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?"
"""Jesus take the wheel!"" I shout, but Jesus decided to pop out of the sunroof firing a machine gun at our pursuers instead."
"There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage."
"I'm not going to sugar coat this - you have diabetes"
"I have a plan. I bring him home ,but don't sleep with him. Long story short he pays for the taxi."
"I tried to register under the username ""v1rg1nity""... ...but it's already taken."
"Strange new trend in the work office started. People have been writing names on the food. Today I ate some pizza named John."