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Joke of the Day
"What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica? Pyrex of the Caribbean"
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"And the Lord said onto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But john came fifth and won a toaster"
"I do 5 sit-ups every morning. It may not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button."
"I saw my friend at the pool today for the first time in a long time and I said... Hey! WATER you doing here?"
"Brew coffee. Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building."
"Just Friends is my favorite movie that shows fat guys how to get out of the friendzone through perseverance and becoming Ryan Reynolds."
"Want to hear a joke about black people? Never mind it won't work"
"An economist was given the choice between participating in a marathon and just a quick race. He preferred the long run over the short run."
"Drugs are a crazy thing What did jerry Garcia say to Bob weir when they ran out of drugs? Man this music sucks!"
"Why did the bartender put laxatives in a patron's drink? For shits and giggles"