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Joke of the Day

"i just read this article...did you know 50% of asian business men have cataracts... the other half drive rincoln towncars"

"Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok choose a corner."

"I would post a Casey Anthony joke... But my mom would kill me."

"They used to laugh whenever I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"

"We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. Merica."

"That uncomfortable feeling when... You're at the doctors office getting your prostate checked and notice both of the doctor's hands on the table next to yours."

"Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby."

"I remember the face of every person who doesn't say ""thank you"" when I hold open the door for them."

"Gillette researchers are really the best They got some cutting edge technology"

"Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z"