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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel."

"Did you hear about the fortune teller that... Had bad breath, calluses all over his body and couldn't win a fight? He was a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed with halitosis."

"The other day I tweeted about a married black woman hitting on me #blackwivesflatter"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them."

"Silent Night, Holy Night, All is calm, CORNDOG FIGHT."

"What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church? A condom."

"[@ Sunbeam Bread factory job interview] Boss: Your resume says you are ""definitely not 3 ducks in a suit."" 3 Ducks In A Suit: That's correct"

"A young boy speeding way above speed limit. He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""

"Hey guys just wanted to let you guys know that I'm vegan"

"Two silk worms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."