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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel."

"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first cannibal asks ""Does it taste funny?"" The second cannibal turns around and says ""nope."""

"Dad joke **Dad:** Whaddya got there son? **Son:** Soy milk. **Dad:** Hola milk, soy tu padre"

"I'm so happy I'm not as cool as you. Because then I'd be a huge fucking asshole."

"Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh"""

"A chemist and his friend walk into a bar... The chemist asks the bartender for some H2O. His friend is trying to be cool and says ""Hey, I'll have an H20 too"". Then the friend dies."

"HR: You're late. Do you even know what time it is? Thor: Hammer time? HR: Get out."

"[Dark humor/Offensive] The difference Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage."

"A guy orders a pizza He asks ""How long will the pizza be?"" The waiter replies ""About 12 inches."""

"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"