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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of an autist? A socialist."
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"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera."
"Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?"
"Say, Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sherbert"
"What did the desert say to the rainforest when it kicked a ball over the fence. Looks like you're gonna have to climate."
"Joke i heard between 2 airport janitors. A:""where are you going?"" B:""to the toilet, where else can one go in an airport?"" --- I would like to add that my emotional response was mixed."
"A man runs into a bar... ...Of steel. He ends up breaking one of his ribs."
"Obviously we have our own shitty lives to worry about now but it would be fun to all move into a Twitter nursing home in 50 years."
"An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane. They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes."
"Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas."