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Joke of the Day

"Question: What did the Cabbage say to the cab driver when he passed his stop? Answer: ""STOP THE CAB-BAGE"" Ps - The joke is to say it out loud and figure out what you are actually saying."

"I put on one of those things that prevents me from ever having children. A shell suit."

"How to give a woman an orgasm? Dream harder."

"I got a letter in the mail saying I was pre-approved for a Walmart Credit Card. Not sure if I should be honored or ashamed."

"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"

"Never heard this joke before... neither will you"

"Their wedding went off without a hitch... ...which was a problem in itself!"

"Found out one of my best friend is a prostitute... Now I see her in a completely different light"

"Watched my first porno today... I looked much younger back then."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"