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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
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"People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves."
"Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail."
"""Ways you would tell your mother you secretly have the hots for her."" -Family Freud"
"A mom is having dinner with her daughter And her daughter exclaims ""Mom, I don't really like the red soup"", her mom replies ""Be quiet child-we only get it once a month"""
"I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing."
"Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner."
"Have you heard my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy"
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know y."
"if i'm bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i'd have to login using facebook, i'd be fine w/just dyin"