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Joke of the Day

"A patron kicked out of a bar. Who is a drunk and belligerent Alex Trebek?"

"How much cum can a gay guy make? A buttload!"

"What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common? They're always rebooting."

"Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers."

"Enviromentalists:""How can we stop the rising oceans Me (understands displacement but not enviromentalism):""Pull all those big whales out."

"Why don't Episcopalians play chess? They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen"

"I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage. Away from the Komodo dragon."

"Mountain ranges aren't funny They're hill areas."

"If a person with ADHD went to a camp... ... would it be called a concentration camp? Source: Girlfriend with ADHD"

"Reddit: I'm looking for some offensive jokes, lets hear em! It doesn't matter if you or I are offended, only that SOMEONE is offended."