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Joke of the Day

"How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."

"What did Iocaste say to Oedipus when he dropped his plate? ""You dumb motherfucker!"""

"What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck? He was on the rocks."

"World peace (how to) If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours...followed by a global food shortage."

"Aw, crap, I just ate a silica gel pack. Why didn't I take seriously the ""Do Not Eat"" warning on it? It just looked so effin' delicious."

"Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel."

"Joke From My Niece Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"I love everything about writing except the part where you want to kill yourself, which is all of it."

"Two Pretzels walk into a bar... One was a salted."

"racist frat dudes.. now ive seen everything."