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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that if you take all the people in the world and split them in half you'd be a mass murderer"

"What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. 'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'"

"Russia announces it will be celebrating Thanksgiving this year And yes, they will be roasting Turkey."

"Unshakable Fact # 4 Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was killed by the woman's husband."

"Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire... on average."

"What do you call a Jew who is terrible with money? Bernie Sanders."

"Would you rather have $5 dollars OR... Have your favorite WNBA team win the championship"

"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."

"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!"

"Why did email come easy to the lumberjack? He was already very familiar with loggin' :D"