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Joke of the Day

"A graham cracker is just a white dude selling coke in the ghetto."

"How can you tell if a fat chick is pregnant? You can't."

"Grandpa was a healthy 82 when he fell in a vat of lard. After that, he went downhill really fast..."

"I bet the first gay Transformer will morph into a Prius."

"What is the difference between pile of dead babies and pile of sand? I don't eat sand."

"Harry Potter wouldn't leave me alone. I told him to Quidditch. I'll see myself out."

"Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks"

"My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something."

"My name is Forrest! I constantly hear Forrest Gump jokes, ever since I can remember they've been the same ones, and I want to hear something original! Work your magic reddit!"

"Why was Noah a great businessman? He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."