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Joke of the Day
"A graham cracker is just a white dude selling coke in the ghetto."
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"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."
"ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money"
"How Long is a Chinese name. It's not a question."
"""Dad, I'm I want you to move back home rent free"" hi I want you to move back home rent free. I'm dad ""Ok thanks dad"" well shit"
"What's the difference between a cult and a religion ? About a couple thousand years."
"By now, I've stopped calling it ""sandwich"" meat and started calling it ""stand in front of the fridge and eat it out of the baggie"" meat."
"My girlfriend left me because she said I'm a ""Clueless idiot."" I didn't even know I had a girlfriend."
"I hate menstruation jokes They're a bloody pain."
"I don't see the problem with suicide.. For me at least, it seems like a self solving issue."