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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car? Joaquin."

"What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country."

"Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not"

"I don't like paying for pizza because I hate making my pizza feel like a whore."

"Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: *cries* Dr: Um, are you sexually- Me: *cries harder* Dr: .....Ok. Do you drink? Me: YES I BLOODY DRINK"

"A Japanese guy walks into an optometrists office... He gets examined and the doctor says, ""you have a cataract."" The guy replies, ""No I don't, I drive a Rincoln."""

"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because the don't like dicks."

"It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity"

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? dam"

"Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution"