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Joke of the Day

"Me: Why am I suddenly sick? Friend: Probably the change in the Weather [earlier] Weather: *uncharacteristically puts poison in my coffee*"

"What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common? Someone is going to lose a trailer."

"What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow"

"I read the instruction manual for my new watch It was about time"

"How does a feminist ask for Halloween candies? Trigger Treat."

"I wear a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework."

"Two penguins are in the shower The first penguin turns to the other and says, ""Hey, pass the soap, please."" The second one replies, ""What do I look like? A typewriter?"""

"Life is short, which means it can't get on any of the cool rides."

"A muslim walks into a bar No one survived the blast."

"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"