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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that someone stole all the toilets at the police department? The police said so far they have nothing to go on."

"My dyslexic friend is getting married! I'm a groomsman, but a dog is my friend's best man."

"I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down"

"""I haven't accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others"" -Critics"

"Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff... Ba dum tss."

"Meanwhile in Soviet Russia... A bar walks into a horse."

"It's so cold outside... I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple."

"What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach? Hiding the erection."

"Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that ""PHILLIPS 14 INCH"" was actually a T.V"

"Have you heard about that cop that shot the black guy? Which one?"