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Joke of the Day

"What charity has PETA beat in terms of death rate? The Make a Wish Foundation."

"What's a good name for a cat? Catsper."

"Did you know there are more planes in the ocean.. Than submarines in the sky?"

"Spider van Spider van How do spiders drive a van? 10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go? Get in. Get in the Spider Van."

"Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism? an explosive punchline"

"Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug..."

"How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend"

"Name as many weed names as you can. Purple kush, Sharks breath,God,Chewbacas anus gas. KEEP IT GOIN'"

"After getting picked on by a few lads at college, my mum offered to go down and sort it out. Now they can't bully me for never having a blowjob any more."

"A man walks up to the counter at the airport. ""Can I help you?"" asks the agent. ""I want a round trip ticket"" says the man. ""Where to?"" asks the agent. ""Right back to here."""