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Joke of the Day
"A will is a dead giveaway."
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"Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park."
"I head the singer of ""Chandelier"" is visiting my town I'm looking out for her, but I just can't Sia!"
"I like your name Thanks I got it for my birthday"
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"Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp"
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"I once dated a girl who told me she had had sex with Mr. Peanut. She was fucking nuts."