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Joke of the Day
"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not likely, but weirder things have happened."
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"Walking into WalMart with my kids, ""Remember, kids - use your Target voices."""
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"What happens when you give a politician viagra? He gets taller"
"It's two in the morning. Do you know where your blankets are?"
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"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"Why did the pedophile buy a guitar? To finger A-Minor."
"Ironically, the Boogeyman was a terrible dancer."