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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dinner roll spend his afternoon knocking on doors? He was a Jehovah's Wheatness"
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"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? A repost."
"If your wife is a school crossing guard, you're missing a huge opportunity if you don't tell people she's into human trafficking."
"I like my steak how I like my women Tinder-ized."
"""I'm going to France next summer."" ""Oh, really?"" ""No, De Gaulle."""
"Potato Chip are like car company they are very good at making air bags."
"Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days."
"On average, how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them."
"I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*"
"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""