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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dinner roll spend his afternoon knocking on doors? He was a Jehovah's Wheatness"
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"When Conor McGregor finishes in 13 seconds, everybody cheers But when I finish in 13 seconds, my girlfriend won't talk to me"
"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."
"The waitress just asked, ""Still happy over here, guys?"" and I'm not sure how to respond."
"Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne"
"What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U? Amiigo"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning"
"I hate waiting in lines. At prom I was overjoyed because there was no punch line."
"It could be the Vodka talking but I used to be a potato."
"Guarantees in life 1. Death 2. A waitress will ask how everything is while your mouth is full but never be around when you need a refill"