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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds?"
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"Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life? He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise."
"[1994] The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio. Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most."
"There is a dude in a fedora sitting next to you on the bus. Is he: A. a ghost hunter B. a virgin C. a sword collector D. all of the above"
"Another Adele Joke Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello from the other side."""
"The baby changing station in this Chili's bathroom is broken I put the old baby in there and when I opened it back up it was the same one"
"A constipated woman once went 45 days without pooping It was a crowning achievement"
"So I got brainfreeze today.. I was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000"
"People say that it's unethical to eat meat But I feel good every time I eat bacon and remember that I've taken a pig that was living a squalid and miserable life and sent it to heaven."
"Why does Daredevil worry about getting fat? He never watches what he eats."