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Joke of the Day
"What worse than finding out your wife has cancer? Finding out it is curable."
Next Joke
"Did I tell you about my Viagra addiction? It was the hardest 6 months of my life."
"exactly 14 yrs ago today, I pointed at a beautiful woman & said ""that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day"" but it turned out to be a lamppost"
"As a doctor, I once had to remove the spine of a pirate He was all for it and said ""It was holding me back"""
"So this guy goes to the Dr. And the Dr says ""You have to stop masturbating."" the guy says ""Why?"" And the Dr says ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in ;)"
"What does a fastidious female call a condom? Goo-be-gone"
"How do you know if someone is a socialist? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Can I seriously not read Dr. Seuss books for free online? Very well. To my local library it is. #FreeVideosOfChicksEatingPooButNotFreeBooks?"
"What do you call the mythical cookie baking creatures with strong vaginal muscles? The *kegel*-er elves."