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Joke of the Day

"I saved my husband's life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax."

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"So I have this black friend. ... just kidding."
"Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn, playing with her puddin' Oops. I thought I was searching redtube. Sorry 'bout that."
"What happened to the over amorous clam? It pulled a mussel."
"I hate people who talk behind my back. They discussed me"
"Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets ""2 farty""."
"Missing girl There was a girl named Tori who got lost when hiking. A search party was formed, however she was never found. Then one day she walks out of the woods, it was a Miss Tori."
"Italian Hot Tub What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called? Ja-scusi."
"Donald Trump is not a rapist. He's an ""alternative romantic."""
"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"