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Joke of the Day
"What does the twitter bird do when it needs money? It goes to Twerk!"
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"Why did Russia close all of its airports? The planes were stalin."
"Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show"
"Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day"
"My girlfriend is like the temperature of a molecule. Doesn't exist by definition."
"Doc, I swallowed a chicken bone. ""Are you choking?"" ""No I'm serious!"""
"What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with? Legolas"
"How do I tell a guy that I'm only interested in him because I'd like to take selfies with his puppy?"
"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells"
"TIL In Australia 'boo' means to return Because when you throw a normal merengue it doesn't come back"