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Joke of the Day
"What does the twitter bird do when it needs money? It goes to Twerk!"
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"Mel Brooks is tired of all the letters from Arnold Schwarzenegger begging for a new space balls movie. In a public statement he said he is the worst schwartz a nagger of them all."
".@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?"
"I'm concerned about my local funeral parlour closing down It's right on the high street, but every time I walk past it's dead in there"
"What's the difference between a fat girl and model? The black guy doesn't give a shit"
"My dad hit my with this one: His belt."
"Mirror Inspector When I think about it, inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing."
"Shout out to my neighbors for the 2:00 am fireworks; I hope you enjoyed my 7:00 am weed whacking."
"I heard y'all don't like bird jokes This could get a little hawkward"
"Do you ever have the urge to eat something right in front of you? Anyways, that's how I lost my job as a gynaecologist..."