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Joke of the Day
"TIL Humans eat more krill than whales. I can't remember the last time I've eaten a whale."
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"I got 99 problems and being attractive could solve at least 30 of them."
"Doctor Doctor I've a split personality Well you'd better both sit down then!"
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He ""fell""."
"How do you kill a fox? Give him a fake leg and make him run across Canada."
"Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself"
"I am starting a website called Kickfarter where people pay me to not fart."
"A man walks into a grocery store. Asks for a pound of tomatoes. The grocer says, ""we call them kilos over here."" The man replies ""fine, a pound of kilos then."""
"What do you call a soda in love? A Crush"
"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."