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Joke of the Day

"Randomly play a recording of a candy bar wrapper being opened just to keep your kids on their toes."

"NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i'll ask my mom"

"Why Men Are Forgetful Men's boobs are forgetful because they have no mammary's"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Punchline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"

"How can you tell that a black person used your computer? It's gone."

"What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile"

"What did the angry Indian man say at the bakery? I'm having naan of it."

"What does a priest and McDonalds have in common? They both like to stick meat in their 10 year old buns."

"""People want to drink a panic attack."" -- inventor of 5 Hour Energy"

"As an American of Chinese decent, I offered my services to help Trump to build his wall. He replied that he didn't think it would be a good idea for me to build the barrier in my own internment camp."