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Joke of the Day

"What's the most common Jewish name? 17038"

"The boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.... He serves up a great burger and fries."

"How much equations does it take to finish a math test? Only Sum"

"Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population."

"Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian."

"Live each day like it's my last? Terrible advice. Do you really want to encourage me to eat my weight in cereal?"

"when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about 6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny"

"How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan? They already told you."

"God wouldn't have made children so short if he didn't want you to fart in their faces."

"Whoever said Obama never created any jobs... Obviously has never heard of Isis"