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Joke of the Day
"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies."
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"Name a household appliance that you everyday... my wife...but shes gone and i need to do the dishes myself now"
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"Sometimes I put my cat in the sunroom hoping the coyote who lives out back will charge at it and bounce off the glass."
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"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers."
"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."
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"*puts on shirt* *shirt rips because of my muscles* *gets yelled at for ruining 5yo's shirt*"