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Joke of the Day
"I'm always trying to make jokes at my work place... But in a graveyard, everyone is dead serious"
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"When my wife and I married we both agreed we would never go to sleep angry. Neither of us has slept in 16 years."
"A man was about to jump off a cliff... ...and before he jumped he said, ""I'm doing this for Jesus Christ!"" I think he took a leap of faith."
"Wedding rehearsals, because ruining your life takes practice."
"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."
"In light of all the LGBT groups participating in St Patrick's Day..... I'm going to open a new Irish themed gay bar. It will be called *Sodom and Begorrah*"
"cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 the look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless"
"Why was the Jew afraid to eat the pizza? Because it had pork sausage toppings."
"Me: Gouda would pair nicely with this merlot! Priest: This is communion... M: Oh. Gouda would taste well with the blood of Chr- P: Leave."
"Him: How much do you love me? Me: A bit more than pizza. Him: Me: But not as much as coffee."