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"Anyone know someone who owns an ark? I think I Noah guy..."
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"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"
"Remember kids, dark humour is like food... Not everybody gets it."
"My tacos are ready. Please check my Instagram to see 16 photos of them."
"As my wife and three of her friends squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers.... I muttered under my breath, ""Fat fucking cows."" ""What was that?"" snapped my wife. ""You herd."""
"Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!"
"Buy a boat, name it Relation. Now you can tell people that you have a relationship."
"What do you call an illegitimate fish who crapped itself? A bassturd"
"Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance."
"Why is Chewbacca bad at sports? He's just a wookie!"