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Joke of the Day

"Oh, you're a lesbian? You're not attracted to men, so you go date girls that look like men. That makes complete sense."

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"I'll never hire a monkey plumber off Reddit again! I told him my pipes were clogged up, he recommended a banana for scale."
"Subway really has helped Jared transform himself Ever since he starting eating it he's been able to get into smaller and smaller pants."
"I've started a time travellers club The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm"
"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"
"Why are blind people bad computer programmers? Because they can't C."
"""I am inspiring"" -Russian guy who's about to get kicked out of his spy ring"
"It's not herpes... They're called Genital Cold Sores"
"Roman mythology in 3 words The fuck's plagiarism?"
"You deplete me"