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Joke of the Day
"Just realized I've never ""axed"" anyone a question in my whole life."
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"My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, ""I want to get a manatee."" ""That's very generous,"" I replied, ""I take it with two sugars."""
"Why was Hitler such a bad painter He could only paint reichtangles"
"Would you like to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its too cheesy!"
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"
"My annual performance review says I lack ""passion & intensity"", guess management hasn't seen me alone with a Big Mac."
"Just got a great deal on some bottled water. The store was having a liquidation sale."
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word"
"I added Michael J Fox as a friend on Instagram... He likes every single one of my photos."
"In light of Eid Mubarak, here's one... *Mary had a little lamb ... Now she doesn't!* *Eid Mubarak :)*"