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Joke of the Day
"how did hitler tie his shoesies? with little nazis"
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"rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve -Octopus preparing for a fight"
"Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb."
"How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors? Through ex-spear-i-mints."
"Remember how much you used to like this song?- Car ads."
"I told a blonde joke She didn't get it."
"Twitter's ""suggestions for you"" should include the basics, too, like ""get more sleep"" and ""have you responded to that email from your mom?"""
"An eskimo pulls up to an intersection... with a flat tire. A Welsh guy pulls up next to him and says: ""Hey, I think you've blown a seal!"" To which the eskimo replies: ""So what? You shag sheep."""
"Oh, you want to fight? Ok, one second *takes off glasses, removes retainer, unpins towel cape, empties snacks from pockets, sets down kitten"
"When a coworker pisses me off, I like to write his name down for 23 boxes of girl scout cookies on the form in the break room"