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Joke of the Day

"*Makes pinatas that look like people's exes *Retires a billionaire"

"Say what you will against pedophiles, but at least... they drive slowly in school zones."

"A speedo is just a man's way of saying ""not today girls""."

"Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer"

"Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings? He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks."

"Guy Fieri got into a fistfight with his hairdresser. I guess he finally looked in a mirror and saw what the dude's been doing to his hair."

"If you can pull off a lip ring, you should. Like literally. Pull it off your face."

"I went to a prostitute and asked her if I could do her Greek style. ""Sure"" she said So I fucked her in the ass and left without paying."

"Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?"

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot."