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Joke of the Day
"*Makes pinatas that look like people's exes *Retires a billionaire"
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"How do you catch a one of a kind bird? Unique up on it. Welcome to kindergarten."
"Don't mind me The real joke is always in the comments. I'm just waiting for it."
"acquaintances (tv show, sitcom): six peopel avoid grabbing a cup of coffee together for 10 years"
"What did the monitor say when it got punched? ""Ouch, that Hertz!"""
"Note from angry neighbor (above) and appropriate Army vet response (below)"
"The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper."
"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"
"Everyone tells me I'm average... That's just mean."
"What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'? Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson"