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Joke of the Day

"If ur a guy riding on a motorcycle with another guy, it's best to sit facing each other. 1 man mounted behind another that just looks bad"

"What did the Nazi Officer say when he saw the Americans approaching? Au Schwitz!"

"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are left on a deserted island, Who survives? America."

"I'm naming my kid Johncena Because he was unexpected"

"What's a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!"

"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm obsess with football In my defence I got Kolarov,Otamendi,Thiago Silva and Dani Alves"

"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems."

"Waiter there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir and I'm sure there is an A C and all the other letters too !"

"How do black geese call to white geese? HONKEY! HONKEY!"

"I've no idea why I'm a virgin. But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly."