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Joke of the Day

"what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink"

"If there's one thing I like better than paying bills, it's anything else."

"Weather Girl: I'm looking at six to ten inches tonight. Me, to the TV: But is it going to SNOW?"

"What happened to the egg when it heard the joke? It cracked."

"What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea? You're running but don't know where to."

"What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band? AC/DC"

"When I quit my job I'm going to barge into my boss's office, slam my gun and badge on his desk, and storm out of this Arby's forever."

"Pete Carrol has kidney stone complications. It should have been removed by surgery.... (wait for it).... But he decided to try to pass it."

"Did you hear about the furry who got detained at the border? The guards thought he was a drug mule."