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"Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has it's pros and Khans"
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"What is the greatest part about women's hockey? Their pads last for three periods"
"NEW YORK STATE OF MIND Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed? A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."
"For animals with an ""amazing sense of smell"" dogs sure do sniff piles of turds for a long time before realizing ""Whoops, these are turds"""
"Micromanager Knock Knock Who's there? Micromanager. Now, you say 'micromanager who?'"
"BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump does not accept presidential election... Says he doesn't want to move into an estate which previously had black tenants."
"Tim Tebow is a lot like Mary because they're both virgins. But at least Mary was able to produce."
"I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again I'll have to take Matters into my own hands."
"""did you hear the one about the grizzly who-"" dude stop ""it's just a joke man"" i know it's stupid but- *points to my date* bear with me"
"Science: I rely on observable data and logic. Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles."