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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome? Pull down its genes."
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"Beer nuts are so dang expensive... ...luckily deer nuts are just under a buck."
"The coolest part of the bible is where one couple somehow populates the world by having kids from every race and ethnicity."
"Sorry I yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana"
"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it date an emotionally available, age-appropriate, nice, single guy with a good job."
"Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success"
"The EU have finally come up with a new currency It's Greece proof."
"TIL Atheism.... ...is a non-prophet organization"
"""Where's my money?"" - a loan shark ""Where are my friends? - alone shark"
"What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished? Decomposing"