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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms."

"What do you call a group of rappers that masturbate in synchronization? Bone Tugs In Harmony"

"If you throw a stick of butter out the window what would you call it? A Butterfly!"

"How did the Muslim find the goat in the field? Very Satisfying."

"That feeling when you think someone's smiling at you but it's actually directed at someone behind you is the way I feel all the time"

"Wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."

"I envy how comfortable Waldo always seems in large crowds."

"I've got a joke about metal. Actually, no... Scrap that."

"Non vaccinated I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years."

"What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch"