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Joke of the Day

"""My relationship with golf is starting to suffer"" ""Oh yeah?"" ""Yeah.. We're going through a rough patch"""

"What did the necrophiliac have at the funeral Mourning wood"

"What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels."

"Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State... I say let's do it, and find two more new states. Then we'd have 53 states. A nice PRIME number... ONE NATION - INDIVISIBLE"

"When thirsty you should always drink apple juice.. Because OJ will kill you."

"Another Halloween joke. A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders a beer, and a mop."

"How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood? His hand caught fire."

"I was telling my friend in London a joke... ...but I wasn't sure it would translate well into English."

"Never yell about your hatred towards black eyes at a NAACP convention."

"I asked my girlfriend for directions while she was giving me head she looked up and said..""You need to get off in 2 kilometers"""