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Joke of the Day

"we put a man on the moon but we can't keep him there. he keeps coming back. you stay on the moon. you stay there."

"What Did The Pirate Say On His 80th Birthday? Ayyyye Matey!!!"

"SMS codes for seniors: BTW - Bring the Wheelchair FWIW - Forgot Where I Was LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again"

"I respected tiger sharks a lot more after I realized how many hurdles tigers and sharks had to overcome to breed with each other."

"A priest, rapist, and a child molestor walk into a bar Then he ordered a drink."

"Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well here's the elastic band."

"I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer."

"Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge? He wanted tequila."

"What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common? The both came in a little behind"

"Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive."