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Joke of the Day

"we put a man on the moon but we can't keep him there. he keeps coming back. you stay on the moon. you stay there."

"Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest"

"If I were Stevie Wonder I would say ""I'll believe it when I see it"" in response to pretty much anything just to piss people off."

"What does a cat say when its trapped in a box? Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt"

"Feeling extremely smug after being the best at pulling over to let an ambulance pass"

"Don't worry, everyone else is as confused as you, I swear."

"Will a rabbi charge a lot for circumcisions? No. He just keeps the tips."

"Wearing sunglasses inside is a great way to let people know that you should be hated unconditionally"

"What's your father's name? Teacher: What's your father's name? Kid: Joke!! Teacher: (irritatingly) are you kidding? kid: Nopes, he's my brother, I am joking!!"