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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I heard that Hillary Clinton is actually made of tofu. She's white, bland, uninspiring and not tasty unless dipped in melty cheese."

"My girlfriend likes to get f**ked in the ear Every time I try to stick my dick in her mouth she turns her head!"

"My girlfriend was crying because she had gum in her hair. I told her to cut it out."

"Canadian territory puns? Yukon be serious! I'm having Nunavut."

"Why are Americans bad at league of legends? Because they can't defend their towers!...i'm gonna get stabbed"

"Whats green and fuzzy, but if it falls out of a tree, will kill you? A pool table."

"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

"Iraq was the Target of wars. We went for one thing and ended up spending money on a bunch of other shit we didn't need."

"What do dads never forget to include in their ""dad"" jokes? PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave."