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Joke of the Day
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite film? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!!"
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"Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream."
"Did you hear about the new virtual reality fellatio program? It's a real mind-blowing experience."
"What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it? w"
"""YOLO"" giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha"
"Some-What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations."
"Two parrots sat on a perch one turns to the other and asks, 'Can you smell fish?'"
"When I see a black guy in a suit I high five him & say ""Innocent until proven guilty MOTHA FUCKAA!!!"" Bc he probably just came from court."
"Procrastination is just like masturbation It feels good but you wish someone else would just do it for you."
"Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes"