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"What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon? The New York Mankeys!"
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"What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common? They all died Jung."
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"Me (said to my friend over the phone): ""Is it just me... ...or is someone walking behind me""? Friend: ""No, it's just you""."
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"Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen? You never know when she'll Let it Go."
"Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same? Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss"
"Car trouble, miss? Allow me to squint, and posture heroically while staring at your labyrinthine engine as panic cascades through my spine."
"I'm not informed enough to vote.... Who do you think i am? A redditor?"
"Why did the little girl in the flower dress fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."