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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Priest go to Walmart? Because the little boys pants were half off."
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"My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off of a guard tower."
"[planning for wedding] i found us a remote location ""Omg where?"" *points to fanny pack stapled to wall above TV* The remote goes there now"
"What do you call a Jewish incendiary device? A mazal tov cocktail"
"A termite walks into a bar He says, ""is the bar tender here?"""
"An Ancient Roman walks into a bar.. Holds up two fingers and says ""Five glasses of wine please""."
"Do you know the difference between lunch and a blowjob? You don't??? We should have lunch sometime!"
"So...A man walks into a bar and says... Ouch!"
"Why is everyone afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!"
"What's the difference between me and an egg? Eggs get laid."