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Joke of the Day
"Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska? Because of all the cold fission it has."
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"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."
"What kind of Pop do you cook with? Baking Soda"
"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks"
"I have a chest cold, or, as they used to call it in the 17th Century, four days to live."
"So I joined a fantasy football league I realize that I don't watch football, but I really wanted to see Gandalf pass the ball to Hermione only to be intercepted by a dragon."
"Startup idea: Toilet Paper App. Wipe your ass with your actual phone. Reusable."
"I heard fish is good for your brain but now I can't get the smell out of my hair"
"Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him ""baby hands"" until he quits"
"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"