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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drink with problems? Dilemmanade"
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"I put $1 aside every time my girlfriend has sex with me, and that's how much I'll spend for her birthday present So far I'm getting one fancy-ass glove."
"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"
"Two Chinese guys walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""Why the same face?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"
"A Rabbit's foot is considered good luck! A Camel's toe should be considered really good luck!!"
"Went to the hardware store today... I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants. Old man says ""nope, it'll kill em"""
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny."
"My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, ""it goes by so fast."""
"My boss wrote accidently wrote ""Pantera"" instead of ""Panera"" and now I'm dressed really inappropriately for this business lunch."