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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""

"What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !"

"What did watson say when he got constipation? No shit sherlock."

"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom!...haha"

"My ex... My ex was like a rock pool. Shallow, but interesting. And upon closer inspection I found crabs."

"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."

"When one squirrel says ""I like to eat nuts"", there is probably always another squirrel who says ""that's what she said."""

"What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!"

"What did the cat say after reading """"To Kill a Mockingbird""? I want a refund: there's not one darn thing about how to kill a bird *anywhere* in this book."

"My friend asked me if her breath smelled like tacos. I said, ""I don't know, do you put shit in your tacos?"""